I'm Ron Burgundy

Is there no honor in society?

Is there no honor in society?

She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
and all night long he was honor and offer.

Where do you get your material?

Where do you get your material?

Jo-Ann Fabrics.  They have nice quilting frames at a reasonable price.

Why are you messing with the format?

Why are you messing with the format?

Say what?  I don't see no stinkin' format messing.

At what point will this thread end?

At what point will this thread end?

This thread has always been, and will always be.

When will everybody catch on and the last question be asked and the prizes be given out and the snacks get shared?

Why did it take me so long to understand the format?

Why did it take me so long to understand the format?

Are you slow or just drunk this morning?

Should this thread be invite only?

Can you do that?

Can I do what?

Was he talking to you?

Can you do that?

Is CBSSports not user friendly?

Instead of invitation only, how about saying that everybody who posted on or before Sept 23, 2011 5:17 PM gets to ask as many questions as they want and those that came after can only ask questions during the late summer or early fall?

Are you sure that's a question?

Do you think now that you should qualify for prizes and snacks?

If you put a question mark at the end of a sentence that isn't really a question, does that make it a question or is it just incorrect punctuation?

If it looks like a question, and asks you for your opinion, and you can answer it, and it has a question mark, why do you think it's not a question?

Does this make me a late bloomer?

Does this make me a late bloomer?

did your sack just drop?

Didn't it just land on your chin?

OK that does it I am out!
Where is my computer lesson, I guess we can toss in an etiquette lesson also.

Is etiquette required?

OK that does it I am out!

Why would you quit?