Woods Apologists

Noko, maybe ya shoulda started a "Tiger Woodies" comic strip instead.  I'm somewhat surprised no one has!!

That way Ninja could quote from it, Tim could rejoice in it, Rowdy could ride'em in write'n about it, VaLADious could add a few characters, Doug could enjoy it over watch'n some so called tournament on television, Cher could provide some factual basis as to why it's a comic strip, Kinik could use his oneliners, OU could be the catalyst to international exposure, Scuzz could give new meaning to yawning, LL might find a way to break 80 for a lifetime subscription, Buddha would be more than a stomach kiss to sailors who cross the equator, "born again" would be the new call sign for the publicist look'n for ways to get folks back to read'n any form of printed material, the "affairs to remember" section would be included in the "national archives" for future generations and you'd go down as the greatest entrepreneur in the history of Scottish indecency. 

In the meantime, Dutch, Undue, ILG and yours truly can add a few splishes and splashes that'd make Bobby Darin's infamous song look like a modern day version of Survivor!!