Okay Tiger is in some hot water, why not laugh at his expense? These are typed as I am reading the NY Post.
-What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
-Apparently The Police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit Woods with the golf club. She says I cannot be sure, but put me down for five.
-What's the Difference Between a Cadillac and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
- We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well in the fairway... however he does not fare well in the driveway.
- What does the Ryder Cup and Tiger Wood's House have in common? They're both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.
- Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Mrs. Woods to a multimillion endorsement deal for the new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan Elin Woods, the clubs you can beat Tiger with.
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Since: Aug 15, 2006 |
Posted on: December 11, 2009 12:18 am
Tiger Woods Jokeshttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677
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Since: Aug 15, 2006 |
Posted on: December 11, 2009 12:17 am
Tiger Woods Jokessorry, much superior link below -- if you hate Olbermann, just deal with it, the video is priceless
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Since: Aug 15, 2006 |
Posted on: December 11, 2009 12:07 am
Tiger Woods Jokesgo to apple daily.com to see the animations - they are hilarious
Elian Noordgren = the first human to maul a Tiger |
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Since: Jan 21, 2007 |
Posted on: December 8, 2009 9:11 am
Tiger Woods JokesI don't remember what game it was. I just saw the highlights.
They had a blonde with a golf club chasing a tiger around. I thought that was hysterical....lol Have a nice day. |
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Since: Oct 18, 2007 |
Posted on: December 7, 2009 10:17 pm
Tiger Woods JokesHilary Clinton was seen with Tiger and told Bill she was making things right. Little did she know Bill got to Tiger first.
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Since: Oct 18, 2007 |
Posted on: December 7, 2009 10:15 pm
Tiger Woods JokesWhat is a bigger joke then Tiger? TMZ
Who are the only people who care about this? ESPN Tiger should stick to driving golf carts Tiger's wife didn't use a driver because she thought it would offend him Tiger's wife didn't beat him with his wood because he doesn't beat her with it Tiger entered a community golf tornament to win a new car Tiger's favorite dessert is ho hos Tiger now responds to the cat call and has been downgraded to pussy cat Tiger recently spent a good bit of time in the Virgin Islands. There is now a proposal on the table to rename them "The Islands" Tiger's new caddie is now his wife. She will let him know when he can use his wood. Tiger decided that 18 holes in 68 strokes just wasn't enough Tiger's ball was caught in the rough The only cheater bigger then Tiger is Bill Belichick. Tiger doesn't like them when there is only a hole in one. |
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Since: Jan 21, 2007 |
Posted on: December 5, 2009 8:57 am
Tiger Woods JokesHeres a few more for ya ny...
More on the story: Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? T hey went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah. Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find? Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. |
